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NY, USA

London, UK

Sao Paulo, Brazil

Cape Town, South Africa

Marrakesh, Morocco

Israel (too secret to be on the map)

OUR BRANCHES

ABOUT US

Usually we don`t talk about our selves (because of all the cult secrecy and stuff), but this day we decided to recruit you. We don`t mean `recruit` like in the army, because who wants to go there? I personally don`t. It sounds horrible. They literally take your identity: clothes, the right to speak, your time, your hard work etc. It`s bad. but our cult is good. Trust us.

The Illuminati (plural of Latin illuminatus, "enlightened") is a name given to several groups, both real and fictitious. Historically, the name refers to theBavarian Illuminati, an Enlightenment-era secret 

society founded on May 1, 1776. The society's goals were to oppose superstition, obscurantism, religious influence over public life and abuses of state power.

 

Scientology is a body of beliefs and related practices created by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard (1911–1986), beginning in 1952 as an expansion of his earlier system, Dianetics.

 

Beitar is OK I guess. The fans are racist, but have really catchy songs.

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